LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Having made a fortune off bare-breasted women, “Girls Gone Wild” founder is setting his sights on selling another type of breast.

A restaurant chain under the “Girls Gone Wild” brand name is being planned by Joe Francis, whose Mantra Films Inc.’s has built a $100 million business videotaping and selling the DVDs featuring young women exposing their breasts.

“This is going to be about fun, lifestyle, youth, sun. It’s about everything ‘Girls Gone Wild,”‘ Francis said. “It’s going to be sexy without being sexual.”

dan: awesome. will roofies be on the menu, or will they just be sold out of a vending machine in the men’s room? i’m not actually kidding, by the way.

jay: i can hear your seriousness. the ggw menu will be sort of like the secret menu at in-n-out burger. when you order for your date, it’ll go something like, “and my lady friend here is interested in a chicken sandwich with a side of fries and a vanilla ‘rape-kit’ shake.” she’ll be none the wiser.

dan: i know there’s a milkshake joke in here somewhere, but i don’t feel
like wading through the sweat and vomit to get there.

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