gramma finds a rubber in a box, freaks out.
AP - WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed to find a condom in a happy meal gift pack bought for her 7-year-old granddaughter at a McDonald’s restaurant in New Zealand, local media reported Thursday.
She [grandma hutch] was aghast when she found the green condom and its packet inside the bag, he [grandpa hutch] said.
“I was pretty horrified really. The fact my granddaughter was going to look in the bag and find this thing. It would be difficult to explain, she’s only seven,” said [grandpa] Hutch.
The outlet quickly swapped the happy meal for a hamburger and pencil case. McDonald’s is investigating the find.
Spokeswoman Joanna Redfern-Hardisty said because of its popularity, the previous happy meal gift had sold out at the outlet and prepackaged sports bags were substituted as children’s gifts.
One was left unsealed for display purposes and “somehow” had ended up with the customer, she said, without explaining why the condom was present.
jay: this is why i practice mcdonald’s abstinence. it’s really the only way to be 100% sure.
rob: awesome explanation, redfern-hardisty. hey, did you notice, by the way that it says she found “the green condom and its packet inside the bag”? yikes.
jay: they anticipated that we would all have exactly one question on our minds. they anticipated correctly. nicely played, associated press.