naked man superglued to exercise bike
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.
SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.
“The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut,” SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.
The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.
jay: whoa. also, ouch. also also, sad.
dan: i know the feeling. i got stuck to my grandma’s vinyl couch one summer. sucked.

May 4th, 2007 at 1:16pm
and what were you doing naked on your grandma’s vinyl couch, dan?
May 5th, 2007 at 8:48pm
who said i was naked?