utah: now with 50% more crazy!
CALEB WARNOCK - Daily Herald of Central Utah
Utah County Republicans ended their convention on Saturday by debating Satan’s influence on illegal immigrants.The group was unable to take official action because not enough members stuck around long enough to vote, despite the pleadings of party officials. The convention was held at Canyon View Junior High School.
Don Larsen, chairman of legislative District 65 for the Utah County Republican Party, had submitted a resolution warning that Satan’s minions want to eliminate national borders and do away with sovereignty.
In a speech at the convention, Larsen told those gathered that illegal immigrants “hate American people” and “are determined to destroy this country, and there is nothing they won’t do.”
Illegal aliens are in control of the media, and working in tandem with Democrats, are trying to “destroy Christian America” and replace it with “a godless new world order — and that is not extremism, that is fact,” Larsen said.
dan: wait — i thought the jews ran the media? (come to think of it, i think refugio, my old gardner, now runs network programming for all cbs affiliates.) but then there’s this:
At the end of his speech, Larsen began to cry, saying illegal immigrants were trying to bring about the destruction of the U.S. “by self invasion.”
dan: i thought that only made you go blind.
jay: exactly. they come to this country and go blind from the self-invasion, then they go on welfare.
dan: if that’s not the devil at work, i don’t know what is.

May 7th, 2007 at 8:19am
Funniest . Subnerd entry. Ever.