holy shit
By KATE BRUMBACK, Associated Press
MONTGOMERY, Ala. - Hogzilla is being made into a horror movie. But the sequel may be even bigger: Meet Monster Pig. An 11-year-old boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds and measured 9 feet 4, from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail. Think hams as big as car tires.
Jamison, who killed his first deer at age 5, was hunting with father Mike Stone and two guides in east Alabama on May 3 when he bagged Monster Pig. He said he shot the huge animal eight times with a .50-caliber revolver and chased it for three hours through hilly woods before finishing it off with a point-blank shot.
“It feels really good,” Jamison said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. “It’s a good accomplishment. I probably won’t ever kill anything else that big.”
via jon schreiber
jay: don’t sell yourself short, kid. if you can dream it, you can kill it — pigs the size of volkswagens, giant mutant chickens, cerberus. and i know i’m going to seem like some sort of yankee liberal elitist buzzkill here, but wasn’t may 3rd a tuesday? why wasn’t your gun-toting cracker ass in school?
rob: just wait until that hog’s daddy finds that little bastard….