sack attack!

BBC — A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.”

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

jay: in case you were wondering…

Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

via spcoon

jay: i’m kind of speechless here. legs closed tightly, grimacing.

dan: my favorite part is “that’s yours.” for sure? because i did lose a testicle. are you sure this one’s mine? it’s got…yes, there they are, my initials. cheers!

cates: i don’t know what all the fuss is about. she did spit it out, after all.

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