they’re cute when they’re young
item #1
Girl, 11, charged with DUI after chase
AP - ORANGE BEACH, Ala. - Police who chased a car for miles along a highway at speeds up to 100 mph said the driver was drunk, hardly a rarity in this resort town. But there was more: When they looked inside the flipped vehicle with guns drawn, they found an 11-year-old girl at the wheel.
“You go up there thinking it’s a felon you’re dealing with,” assistant police Chief Greg Duck said.
The girl, who was slightly injured in the crash, is now charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, speeding, reckless endangerment and leaving the scene of an accident. Duck said she sideswiped another vehicle during the roughly 8-mile chase.
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Preteen sisters accused in kidnapping
AP - ENID, Okla. - Detectives arrested a 12-year-old girl and her 10-year-old sister for allegedly abducting their neighbor’s 1-year-old son and demanding $200,000 for his return.
Brandon Wells was safe back at home Thursday night, hours after intruders broke into his family’s residence and took him while his mother, Sheila Wells, slept, police said.
“I’ve been doing this 18 1/2 years, and this is the first time I know of when a 10- and a 12-year-old kidnapped a 1-year-old,” said police Capt. Dean Grassino. “It definitely ranks up there with the unusual crimes.”
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The girls appeared in Garfield County District Court on Thursday afternoon and were taken to Community Intervention Center for juveniles. They have not been formally charged.
“I know they’re so young, but they need to learn from their mistakes,” Wells said.
jay: i’m hoping that the prosecutors in these progressive states will use their best judgment and charge these thugs as adults.
cates: i guess they realised, as many kids do, that playing “grand theft auto” in real life is much more fun than the ps2 version. good for them.

July 6th, 2007 at 10:51am
Cute, right. And here’s an unfortunate juxtaposition of the DUI story and beer ad:
http://www.networkworld.com/community/?q=node/17259