hollywood pigeons to be put on the pill

AP - LOS ANGELES - Hollywood residents believe they’ve found a humane way to reduce their pigeon population and the messes the birds make: the pill.

Over the next few months a birth control product called OvoControl P, which interferes with egg development, will be placed in bird food in new rooftop feeders.

“We think we’ve got a good solution to a bad situation,” said Laura Dodson, president of the Argyle Civic Association, the group leading the effort to try the new contraceptive. “The poop problem has become unmanageable and this could be the answer.”

jay: something tells me that the catholic church is going to be up in arms about this hollywood planned pigeonhood program.

2 responses to “hollywood pigeons to be put on the pill”

  1. brian says:

    does this mean the dude pigeons are going to grow boobs?

  2. jay says:

    haha. yes! most of those dude pigeons are going to be so pissed.

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