the dea is trying to make me get behind their cause
KING5.com — VANCOUVER, Wash. – Authorities arrested eight suspects and seized a half pound of suspected methamphetamine and another half pound of heroin today in Vancouver, Wash. as part of “Operation Methopotamia.”
The two-year investigation into drug trafficking is lead by the Drug Enforcement Administration and the United States Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, in cooperation with other law enforcement. Two dozen people have already been charged in state or federal court in connection with the investigation.
jay: you know how i know this? because they came up with the best. drug. pun. ever. methopotamia! haha. what’s next? operation bike methenger? operation methozoic era? operation methage parlor? actually, i think they got the best one. damn you, dea. how dare you out-pun me!
dan: they’ve always done this. couple years ago, they busted a half-dozen junkies in boise in “operation heroin-dianapolis.” before that, it was a bunch of speed freaks in arizona, and they called it “operation crystal ball…and strike!” and i remember in high school, the dea did a big raid on a local head shop they called “the taking of the pel-hash 1-2-3.” i think it’s probably a good way to rally the troops.
dan: also: seven dealers in pittsburgh and a shoebox full of mdma. they called it “operation: the ecstacy and the agony!”
dan: and: one dreadlocked deadhead in the astrodome parking lot. they called it “operation: shrooms with a view…in prison!”
dan: plus: three pot farmers in virginia city, maryland. they called it “operation: don’t hide it, divide it!”