Comments for subnerd.com http://subnerd.com commenting on news so that you don't have to. Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:24:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.2 Comment on Seattle’s Automated Toilets Go Way of the Box and Chain by dan http://subnerd.com/2008/07/17/seattle%e2%80%99s-automated-toilets-go-way-of-the-box-and-chain/#comment-88 dan Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:48:16 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2008/07/17/seattle%e2%80%99s-automated-toilets-go-way-of-the-box-and-chain/#comment-88 this is a total exaggeration. i was just in seattle. i would totally smoke crack in one of those things. in fact, that's the first place i'd go to smoke crack. this is a total exaggeration. i was just in seattle. i would totally smoke crack in one of those things. in fact, that’s the first place i’d go to smoke crack.

]]> Comment on nice ba(a)ps by doris http://subnerd.com/2007/06/18/nice-baaps/#comment-82 doris Wed, 07 May 2008 02:09:21 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/06/18/nice-baaps/#comment-82 interesting comment, thanks interesting comment, thanks

]]> Comment on andy griffith is still alive? by Sandy Skinner http://subnerd.com/2007/05/08/andy-griffith-is-still-alive/#comment-65 Sandy Skinner Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:34:15 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/05/08/andy-griffith-is-still-alive/#comment-65 Would love to be able to speak to Mr. Griffith due to watching his show since a small child. And, Ron Howard is a year older than me. I understand he isn't in very good health and neither am I. My cell # 443-480-2802. He has my permission to call me if he is able. Would love to hear his voice in person. Always will love the part he played and also thinking of the other cast members. They will always be in my heart. When able I love to go fishing down the road from where I live. LOVE, Sandy ( from Maryland ) Would love to be able to speak to Mr. Griffith due to watching his show since a small child. And, Ron Howard is a year older than me. I understand he isn’t in very good health and neither am I. My cell # 443-480-2802. He has my permission to call me if he is able. Would love to hear his voice in person. Always will love the part he played and also thinking of the other cast members. They will always be in my heart. When able I love to go fishing down the road from where I live.

LOVE, Sandy ( from Maryland )

]]> Comment on woman, 80, shoots lion to protect dog by CJ http://subnerd.com/2008/01/08/woman-80-shoots-lion-to-protect-dog/#comment-64 CJ Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:20:33 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2008/01/08/woman-80-shoots-lion-to-protect-dog/#comment-64 I am doing a project on current events about people over 65 so can you please tell me I am doing a project on current events about people over 65 so can you please tell me

]]> Comment on 11 minn. slaughterhouse workers fall ill by sean coon http://subnerd.com/2007/12/07/11-minn-slaughterhouse-workers-fall-ill-lots-of-pigs-die/#comment-60 sean coon Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:32:41 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/12/07/11-minn-slaughterhouse-workers-fall-ill-lots-of-pigs-die/#comment-60 no, that's brutally disturbing. i know there's just as many issues with beef and poultry, but i'm damn glad i don't eat pork. no, that’s brutally disturbing. i know there’s just as many issues with beef and poultry, but i’m damn glad i don’t eat pork.

]]> Comment on lug nut: 1, numbnut: 0 by sean coon http://subnerd.com/2007/11/12/lug-nut-1-numbnut-0/#comment-53 sean coon Mon, 12 Nov 2007 22:12:52 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/11/12/lug-nut-1-numbnut-0/#comment-53 dude, lug nuts are a bitch! i changed a tire last month for the first time in years and holy crap, i totally forgot how tight those things lock on. if i had one, i probably would have used a bazooka on that mofo. dude, lug nuts are a bitch! i changed a tire last month for the first time in years and holy crap, i totally forgot how tight those things lock on.

if i had one, i probably would have used a bazooka on that mofo.

]]> Comment on harebraned, gorilla suited. by jay http://subnerd.com/2007/11/05/harebraned-gorilla-suited/#comment-52 jay Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:15:46 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/11/05/harebraned-gorilla-suited/#comment-52 you would think that! you would be wrong! you are clearly not living in tacoma! you would think that! you would be wrong! you are clearly not living in tacoma!

]]> Comment on harebraned, gorilla suited. by stephenie http://subnerd.com/2007/11/05/harebraned-gorilla-suited/#comment-51 stephenie Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:52:08 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/11/05/harebraned-gorilla-suited/#comment-51 You would think that with "Michael Jackson" as part of your name, you would avoid certain situations-- like, anything involving costumes, "grabbing" and kids. You would think that with “Michael Jackson” as part of your name, you would avoid certain situations– like, anything involving costumes, “grabbing” and kids.

]]> Comment on man held after threatening class reunion by jbarna http://subnerd.com/2007/10/04/man-held-after-threatening-class-reunion/#comment-48 jbarna Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:56:33 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/10/04/man-held-after-threatening-class-reunion/#comment-48 Good lord. I DO live in Florida and once a month I DO travel to Lakeland for a meeting. I was there last wed. Based on some of the people I've come across in that town, this guy seems like childs play for the kind of insanity people there may be capable of. Exact quote from before a city council meeting between the Polk County Sheriff and a lawyer (spoken off the dais with microphones on): Lawyer: You like to shoot guns? Sheriff: Heck, yeah I do. Lawyer: You wanna go shoot guns after this? Sheriff: You know what, after this, we'll head next door and load up some of the assault rifles we got in the case at my office and I'll let you shoot 'em off out back. Hell, THAT's some fun shooting. Good lord. I DO live in Florida and once a month I DO travel to Lakeland for a meeting. I was there last wed.

Based on some of the people I’ve come across in that town, this guy seems like childs play for the kind of insanity people there may be capable of.

Exact quote from before a city council meeting between the Polk County Sheriff and a lawyer (spoken off the dais with microphones on):
Lawyer: You like to shoot guns?
Sheriff: Heck, yeah I do.
Lawyer: You wanna go shoot guns after this?
Sheriff: You know what, after this, we’ll head next door and load up some of the assault rifles we got in the case at my office and I’ll let you shoot ‘em off out back. Hell, THAT’s some fun shooting.

]]> Comment on man held after threatening class reunion by brian http://subnerd.com/2007/10/04/man-held-after-threatening-class-reunion/#comment-47 brian Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:27:04 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/10/04/man-held-after-threatening-class-reunion/#comment-47 makes you wonder why a fellow like this had a classmates account in the first place. maybe he's not so comfortable on the receiving end of the stalker/stalkee dichotomy, huh? makes you wonder why a fellow like this had a classmates account in the first place. maybe he’s not so comfortable on the receiving end of the stalker/stalkee dichotomy, huh?

]]> Comment on pranksters wrap rove’s car by sean coon http://subnerd.com/2007/08/29/pranksters-wrap-roves-car/#comment-45 sean coon Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:26:34 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/08/29/pranksters-wrap-roves-car/#comment-45 i've been trying not giving a shit to reduce my degree of cynicism, which is the equivalent of 11 on an amp. it works well, but the sand is starting to clog my ears and get into my nasal cavities. if you come up with middle-ground, please make me aware of it. i’ve been trying not giving a shit to reduce my degree of cynicism, which is the equivalent of 11 on an amp. it works well, but the sand is starting to clog my ears and get into my nasal cavities. if you come up with middle-ground, please make me aware of it.

]]> Comment on unfortunate event, unfortunater motto by brian http://subnerd.com/2007/08/05/unfortunate-event-unfortunater-motto/#comment-43 brian Mon, 06 Aug 2007 21:25:21 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/08/05/unfortunate-event-unfortunater-motto/#comment-43 <a href="http://www.deathride.com/" rel="nofollow">the death ride</a> changed its name to something lame for a couple years after someone actually died on it, but now it's back to the death ride. maybe it's a 2 year thing? sort of a reverse statute of limitations... the death ride changed its name to something lame for a couple years after someone actually died on it, but now it’s back to the death ride. maybe it’s a 2 year thing? sort of a reverse statute of limitations…

]]> Comment on hollywood pigeons to be put on the pill by jay http://subnerd.com/2007/07/30/hollywood-pigeons-to-be-put-on-the-pill/#comment-40 jay Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:33:32 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/07/30/hollywood-pigeons-to-be-put-on-the-pill/#comment-40 haha. yes! most of those dude pigeons are going to be so pissed. haha. yes! most of those dude pigeons are going to be so pissed.

]]> Comment on hollywood pigeons to be put on the pill by brian http://subnerd.com/2007/07/30/hollywood-pigeons-to-be-put-on-the-pill/#comment-39 brian Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:09:02 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/07/30/hollywood-pigeons-to-be-put-on-the-pill/#comment-39 does this mean the dude pigeons are going to grow boobs? does this mean the dude pigeons are going to grow boobs?

]]> Comment on cat sees nearly dead people by jbarna http://subnerd.com/2007/07/25/cat-sees-nearly-dead-people/#comment-37 jbarna Thu, 26 Jul 2007 16:26:26 +0000 http://subnerd.com/2007/07/25/cat-sees-nearly-dead-people/#comment-37 "...Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don't know he's there, so patients aren't aware he's a harbinger of death." This harbinger of death hardly has a "sweet face": http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2007/07/26/mn_oscarcat104.jpg The look in his eye (or possibly the girth of his belly) clearly says "if this fool drops one crumb from his tuna sandwich, I'm going for his femoral artery." “…Doctors say most of the people who get a visit from the sweet-faced, gray-and-white cat are so ill they probably don’t know he’s there, so patients aren’t aware he’s a harbinger of death.”

This harbinger of death hardly has a “sweet face”:
http://www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2007/07/26/mn_oscarcat104.jpg

The look in his eye (or possibly the girth of his belly) clearly says “if this fool drops one crumb from his tuna sandwich, I’m going for his femoral artery.”

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